Heeeeeeerrrrrree's Blankenship!

"Things I Learned in Boot Camp"
by L.M. Blankenship

1. No one should stay in a dorm room past the age of 21.
   
   
2. European hostels have better bathrooms than Sherman Hall
   
   
3. The syllabus is a living document
   
   
4. Tracking paper = the most time you’ve ever spent on 6 pages
   
   
5. There are a whole lot of ations
   
   
6. You must engage the text!
   
   
7. It all goes back to Mill
   
   
8. Four-eyes are better than two
   
   
9. Post it on the Moodle
   
   
10. Boogle = Google Books
    
    
11. Foogle = F*ck Google
    
    
12. We are part of the On-LLINI
    
    
13. Jill, Karla and Matt really are Team Awesome
    
    
14. A 31st birthday is better known as the 10th Anniversary of your 21st
    
    
15. Not only is strawberry vodka terrible, but you can’t drink it in the lobby
    
    
16. Air conditioners must stay on so you can be cryogenically frozen at night
    
    
17. Diagonal crosswalks are all the rage
    
    
18. By day 3 your eyes become a permanent shade of pink
    
    
19. I’m scrappy
    
    
20. The toilet paper at U of I has the unique dual qualities of being transparent and as rough as sandpaper.
    
    
21. Assignments are not assigned – they’re revealed
    
    
22. Group projects can be awesome – especially when felt is involved
    
    
23. Gang signs are for librarians
    
    
24. My best resource for getting a job is rubbing a nose
    
    
25. Since I haven’t committed suicide or dropped out, I must be doing ok