LEEP Weekend Quotes - Guest Blogger, Laura Blankenship

Here are some of the highlights of the weekend's one-liners, as recorded by your very own Laura Blankenship... and put in context by your good pal, Liz.

"Day Eleven!"
... keeping LEEP time, our friendships had been frozen in time on Day 10...

"Why is it that I get to Champaign and
I'm instantly fugly?"
... Laura bemoans her transformation into an on-campus version of herself...

"You can't fly with one wing."
... Charlie, on the necessity of returning the favor of buying a round...

"That didn't really have the "Mike and Carol Brady" effect you hoped for..."
... Allison, to Meredith after she turned off the nightstand lamp on her side and the room remained brightly lit...

"You still have to be on your parents' insurance to be on Green Street..."
... Allison, considering whether to join 14.1 at Legends or the Blind Pig...

"Did you sleep on your neck wrong?"
"No. I'm just lazy as $*&t."
... Liz explains why she can't turn her head to carry on a conversation in the lecture hall...

"Yeah, go ahead. Crack a book."
... Sarah encourages her group members to feel free to contribute to the brainstorming session...

"Spotted cow?"
"No, that's an ice cream shop by your house."
... Liz informs Allison that her guess is not correct...

"HO-tel, MO-tel, Holiday Inn... Express!"
... sung by some very happy HIE LEEP guests... often...

"I'll trade you for Blankenship."
.. Blankenship goes on the block...

"I think my uterus just constricted... no, it inverted."
... Laura explains her feelings about having children at this point in her life...

"Liz, you're not *that* white."
...Carla assures Liz that she has what it takes to contribute
to the 14.1 vs. 14.2 dance-off...